The banana: “the atheist’s worst nightmare”

Behold, the power of stupidity:

I think this may be the worst argument I’ve ever heard.  Yes, the banana.  So perfect, it’s easy to propagate with the seeds it produces.  Wait, no.  It’s a triploid mutant which is completely sterile and has to be propagated by cloning.  It’s also practically disease free, and certainly doesn’t require massive amounts of fungicide to grow.  But, by God, he is right that bananas certainly are easy to eat.  Pomegranates, it seems, were created by Satan. 

Or maybe we like to eat bananas because they are so easy to eat, not the other way around.  If God were trying to create the “perfect food,“ he probably should have put more protein in it.  In fact, many people in the third world have protein deficiency problems caused by a diet consisting largely of plantains (a type of banana).  Oh wait, this is an application of the more general principle that God hates poor people and wants them to suffer.  Aha!  So this is just another example of God’s perfection!

Posted by Lucas on 04/10/08 at 11:05 PM
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