What do Brad Paisley & William Shatner have in common?
They’re both (in) “So much cooler online!”
(Yes, I said William Shatner. Prove me wrong.)
Since you cannot see me, I am thirty years old, six-foot-three with a six-figure income, full luxuriant hair, chiseled good looks, and drive a red Porsche. (Full disclosure: the foregoing statement may contain some apparent distortions of fact).