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‘from the Earth’

March 25, 2006

Apparently as a cost-saving measure, Toms of Maine no longer gets its toothpaste minerals from the moons of Saturn.

I was also surprised to learn that the state of Maine (which presumably is atop Maine’s aquifer) is not of this Earth.  Well, that explains lobsters.  I mean, giant bugs that taste delicious when cooked and dipped in melted butter with garlic?  That has to be alien!

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