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Joke at president’s expense

October 26, 2005

Someone sent this to me and, in lieu of actual effort writing anything original, I thought I’d share it with you:

Bush, Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly Gates

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”

Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove
yours?”

George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”

Shucks, maybe I’m being unfair to our President.

Really serious post coming up on Friday evening.

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  1. October 27, 2005 at 00:22 | #1

    I don’t think so!

  2. October 27, 2005 at 01:29 | #2

    I think Bush is being given too much credit.  He would have had a bunch of uh’s and pauses before he got the question out.

  3. November 16, 2005 at 22:03 | #3

    What will you turkeys laugh about when Hillary becomes your Commander and Chief?

    Let’s see, you idiots could talk about how much you love giving more of your money to Democratic Slush Funds. Or maybe “Doesn’t Bill make a great “First Gentleman”?

    I really doubt that the President, even if he is a liberal idiot is all that stupid. And let’s face it… if you had a thousand managers working for you and you were expected to lead by “their best” assumptions, you too would be considered an “idiot” by 90% of the opposing politacal party. I thought Clinton was an idiot, but I thought “a country that can elect, then keep in office such a nightmare is even worse”. Yeah now that is a joke, but I aint laughing.

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