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August 8, 2011

When I’m out walking and riding I see lots of unusual items dropped in the street.  I once found a wallet full of military and government ID cards.  I’ve found tools (OK, not this kind of tool), money, a crack pipe, toys (again…), computer backup tapes, and auto suspension parts whose absence would render the car from which they came very unsafe to drive.  If it’s something absurd enough (which is to say, out of its usual context) I whip out my… camera and take a picture.

Dildo found in street one August afternoon

Just an ordinary August afternoon in Normal, Illinois. Click to embiggen.

Walking to lunch today I spotted this in the crosswalk.  Looks like it’s been run over by a lot of cars.

What’s the, um, back story?  If you owned one of these how exactly do you lose it on the street?  Any ideas?  Feel free to make up a caption or story or Demotivational poster title in the comments.

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  1. August 8, 2011 at 23:50 | #1

    Carl was dutiful in keeping his mind out of the gutter, but not so dutiful in keeping his dick out of the gutter, too.

  2. August 9, 2011 at 05:13 | #2

    Mrs. Babbit, where did you say you left it?

  3. August 9, 2011 at 07:29 | #3

    As tea partiers and the religious right maintain a chokehold over the GOP, some wonder what has happened to senior members of the party who, once upon a time, demonstrated a more moderate and centrist approach. Have they lost their, um, spines?

  4. dof
    August 9, 2011 at 08:16 | #4

    “Oh no! I think I left the dildo on top of the car again!”

  5. August 9, 2011 at 08:39 | #5

    “Join the fight against leprosy. Donate today.”

  6. August 10, 2011 at 08:54 | #6

    Use it or lose it–The ‘go blind’ theory!

  7. August 10, 2011 at 16:58 | #7

    Steven woke up that morning wondering whether his dick would ever forgive him for the fact Michelle Bachmann was softly snoring in bed next to him. His dick? Where was his dick?

  8. dof
    August 10, 2011 at 17:08 | #8

    Michele Bachmann… *shudder*

  9. Mrs.A.S.
    August 22, 2011 at 23:32 | #9

    “The big one that got away.”

  10. Jim
    August 27, 2011 at 06:29 | #10

    Due to its slow movement and poor eyesight, the one-eyed Armadidlo frequently becomes roadkill.

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