In which Tim Wildmon, American Family Association president, helps me buy a lawnmower
I’d hardly distinguish myself from other men by saying that I truly hate mowing the lawn. It just seems like a terrible waste of time when I could be watching box sets of long-canceled TV series or something.
But then my lawnmower started making impractical-to-repair noises that added “shopping for a lawnmower” to the list of things I’d rather not be doing. You can get lawnmowers at lots of stores; what distinguishes one from another? And that’s when Tim Wildmon, Family-Values hero, stepped in to help solve my dilemma. I get their American Family Association letter by email, and they warn me about all kinds of threats to traditional families. Including, but not limited to Gay Marriage:
The nation’s largest pro-homosexual activist group, Human Rights Campaign (HRC), credited Home Depot for helping it pass gay marriage in New York State last week.
Home Depot says it is honored to support HRC calling it the “most aggressive state legislative advocacy campaign ever,” HRC it pumped more than $1 million into the effort. Just after the gay marriage bill passed, HRC issued an email asking “What was the secret weapon behind this incredible achievement?” It went on to say that “a group of dedicated HRC Partners who fueled the fight for marriage equality by providing the resources.”
Home Depot is one of those HRC “partners.” HRC’s secret weapon in passing gay marriage was Home Depot! Home Depot’s own website says it “is honored to say we support” HRC and other pro-gay marriage groups.
Over one-half million people have signed a pledge to boycott The Home Depot until it agrees to remain neutral in the culture and political war over homosexual marriage.
It is very important that you forward this alert to your friends and family members.
Tim Wildmon, President
American Family Association
Ah! Well that simplifies things considerably. If not for Tim Wildmon’s constant worry about the homosexual menace, I would never have known that Home Depot supports marriage equality. Thanks, Tim Wildmon!
Off to Home Depot I went, found a nice lawnmower from the same company that made my car, and went home to behead innocent little blades of grass.
- I found this amusing: Home Depot tells anti-gay hate-group AFA what they can do with their petition