Warning label
April 10, 2005
I’m seldom without a pocketknife, and recently had to buy a new belt sheath for it when the Velcro™ on the old sheath wouldn’t stay closed anymore. The new sheath carried this stern product warning:
WARNING: Open carefully then run from cover. Throw a dart at a map and go there. Get the tires muddy on your SUV. Trade a hot shower for a plunge in a cold stream. Take your kids camping and jury-rig a shelter. Saw kindling from downed trees, reel in breakfast, and show them that survival isn’t about fleeing some cyborg on a video screen.
Categories: Humor