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Rainbows: the new apocalypse

August 7, 2008

Perhaps you were not aware that metallic oxide salts in our water supply and in the oxygen supply cause rainbows.

The narrator does not mention that since God caused the first rainbow, then God is the first polluter.  This rainbow, therefore, must be a sign of the apocalypse.  If you really want her to worry, tell her that the liquid coming out of that sprinkler contains di-hydrogen monoxide, which in large enough doses can be fatal.  And remember, she can vote.
Hat tip to Lucas, who finds the damndest things

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  1. August 8, 2008 at 01:12 | #1

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch this.  I’ve absolutely reached my quota of rampant stupidity for the week, and it’s only Thursday.

    Why oh why must people be so ridiculous?

  2. August 13, 2008 at 23:53 | #2

    Well, she is indeed alarming—but perhaps in a way she did not imagine.

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