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Idiocy, squared

November 19, 2007

Has anyone seen the new ad for Mike Huckabee, featuring Chuck Norris?  He rolled it out on Faux News Sunday as Chris Wallace lobbed him softball questions to give him the opportunity for speechmaking. In the beginning of the ad, Huck explains his plan for securing our borders.  “Two words: Chuck. Norris.”

The 60-second “Chuck Norris Approved” commercial show Huckabee and Norris going back and forth on various “facts” about the two men.
“Mike Huckabee is a life-long hunter, who will protect our Second Amendment rights,” Norris says.
“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Huckabee says.
“Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business,” Norris says.
“When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the earth down,” Huckabee says. “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse, he tells America how it’s gonna be,” he adds.

Lordy, is this what we’ve come to?  This man is actually running for President of the United States.  I don’t know whether to file this under Politics or Stupidity.  Or maybe those two categories should intersect. 

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  1. November 19, 2007 at 09:36 | #1

    It’s been awhile since I laughed that hard. But I thought it was a good ad. It really captures the audiences attention. And if I didn’t know Huckabee was a complete a**hat, that doesn’t believe in evolution, and will probably set our country farther back than Bush did, I would go check out his site to find out more about him.

  2. November 19, 2007 at 21:49 | #2

    “I don’t know whether to file this under Politics or Stupidity.  Or maybe those two categories should intersect.”

    As Patty Bouvier might say (or was it Selma?)

    “I just have two and a half words for you. George Dubya Bush.”

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