Nokia Dementia

Chris Clarke at Creek Running North relates a little episode from his day:

I possess rank prejudice against people who use cell phones while driving, and people who speed on mountain roads in SUVs, and he was both of those things, so I eased up on the gas as he passed.

So I was only doing about 50 when he fishtailed and spun his ass-end into my lane about seven lengths up, and then

just

stopped.

In my lane.

We were in lane number two, and the lane to our right was empty. I made a lane change. This lane change involved a Δv perpendicular to the axis of the Tacoma, which Δv was significantly in excess of the recommendations of both the Toyota Motor Corporation and the National Traffic Safety Board.

Which means I did a little fishtailing myself. I managed not to hit the Nokia Dementia sufferer in the Escalade…

There’s more – it’s a humorous look into the human mind when faced with death and careless drivers…

2 thoughts on “Nokia Dementia

  1. james old guy says:

    My Escalade has “On Star”, so I don’t need a cell phone stuck in my ear.

  2. george.w says:

    It doesn’t hurt that you presumably have driven heavy vehicles before.  Some people buy an SUV and still think they’re driving the little sports car they had in college.