They’re both (in) “So much cooler online!”
(Yes, I said William Shatner. Prove me wrong.) 
Since you cannot see me, I am thirty years old, six-foot-three with a six-figure income, full luxuriant hair, chiseled good looks, and drive a red Porsche. (Full disclosure: the foregoing statement may contain some apparent distortions of fact).
Lolz…..
That was funny…. Specially William Shatner
Uhmm..btw..did I mention I was a 5 foot 8 pretty princess from Asia ?
William Shatner rocks!
I may have said as much earlier; like any old person, I can’t remember when I tell the same story, over, and over, and over…
His rendition of The Real Slim Shady is particularly good.