Slogan generator

Check out “The Advertising Slogan Generator.  You put in your blog name and out pops an advertising slogan, just for you.  Look what it came up with for me…

“The Science Of Decrepit Old Fool”

Cool!  I shall now be insufferably pleased with myself for at least a week. 
(From Pharyngula, whose slogan was, “Does she, or doesn’t she?  Only her Pharyngula knows for sure!”)

13 thoughts on “Slogan generator

  1. Pete says:

    ‘Don’t Get Mad, Get Notes Frrom The Terminal Ward’

    haha…

    —pete

  2. webs05 says:

    “Grab Life by the Web’s Random Thoughts.”  Sounds almost like a car commercial slogan.

    My third attempt: “Daddy or Web’s Random Thoughts?”

    My last attempt for a good one: “You’re in Good Hands with Web’s Random Thoughts.”

  3. Doris says:

    LOL How many refreshes did it take to get something as cool as that?!

    If I get one I like I’ll blog it. And if not I’ll creep off stage left.

  4. george.w says:

    It was the first one that came up!  I didn’t go for a second – I can’t imagine a better one.  :coolsmirk:

  5. Doris says:

    OK…. some examples:

    Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Grans On Bran

    Tell Them About The Grans On Bran, Mummy.

    I’d Like to Buy the World a Grans On Bran.

    Go On, Get Your Grans On Bran Out.

    *************************

    I’m thinking I should maybe change my blog name!

  6. Doris says:

    Good grief! You replied faaaaast. You must be one faaaast guy :-D

  7. webs05 says:

    Doris, definitely go with the last one, “Go On, Get Your Grans On Bran Out.”  Coming from a young hipster, that one is the best… ;-P

  8. george.w says:

    How about “Wake up with the Gran’s On Bran!”? 
    (Slogan stolen from Burger King)

  9. webs05 says:

    Not bad at all.  But I would be afraid to steal a slogan from Burger King.  I can see it now…

    DOF bikes for his life furiously as the BK mascot chases him down, the big BK mascot is out for blood this time.  The welcoming (I think freaky) smile on his face turned to an evil menacing grin. :coolgrin:

  10. george.w says:

    Oh, bring that BK freak on… my buddy Ronald McDonald has been working out and will mop the floor with him.

    Actually, we may have stumbled on a promising line of commercials.  I fancy those would be very popular, in which BK and RM try to kill each other in fanciful ways.  Such a campaign would probably violate antitrust laws but it would be entertaining.

  11. webs05 says:

    That would be the greatest thing ever.  But unfortunately my money is on BK, sorry.  But to me Ronald looks a little pale, small, and flimsy. 8-/

  12. george.w says:

    Sure, you look big and impressive if you’re wearing an elaborate robe and a crown.  I don’t know if you noticed but they gave Ronald a makeover.  He’s doing sports now. He hasn’t bulked up (rather obvious reasons why they wouldn’t want that in their image) but he’s lean and quick.

  13. johann says:

    I found this Free Slogan Generator.
    http://slogan4u.com

    This one generates some cool slogans. :P