Decrepit Old Fool

… and gives him a much-needed footprint on the posterior.  I’m not sure what planets have to be in alignment for our president to actually hear someone say this in his presence:

“I said it’s a celebration. I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq….

Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias…”
- DailyKos transcript of Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner

There’s more; a lot more.  Get a cup of tea.  Savor it.  Or rage at the screen, depending.  Just remember LCD screens are fragile.